House Rules
by Noel Goddard
Original Pub. Date: February 1997
Summary: A post-episode drabble for The Rig.


Aw, man. He's on the warpath again. He's into this whole house rules thing. I pull his ass out of a vat of oil AND help him beat his fear of water. What do I get?

No shoes in the house, Blair. No smelly foods, Blair. Plastic covers on the furniture? Gross.

He acts like it's HIS loft, not ours.

Maybe if I told him how I felt...

Maybe if I told how scared I was when he was in that vat...

Maybe if I told him how hard I got when I saw him shower...

Hell, keep dreamin' Sandburg.


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