by Noel Goddard
Original Pub. Date: February 1997
Summary: A post-episode drabble for The Rig.
Aw, man. He's on the warpath again. He's into this whole house rules thing. I pull his ass out of a vat of oil AND help him beat his fear of water. What do I get?
No shoes in the house, Blair. No smelly foods, Blair. Plastic covers on the furniture? Gross.
He acts like it's HIS loft, not ours.
Maybe if I told him how I felt...
Maybe if I told how scared I was when he was in that vat...
Maybe if I told him how hard I got when I saw him shower...
Hell, keep dreamin' Sandburg.