It's The End Of The World As We Know It
by Noel Goddard
Original Pub. Date: April 2003
Summary: A challenge drabble for the LJ community, Stargate 100. The challenge was the end of the world.
Startled from my deep study of the artifacts from PX2389, I heard Jack yelling and cursing loudly from the living room.
I sighed and decided that I should probably go see what the problem was. On my way, I heard a thumping noise.
As I entered the room, I saw Jack banging his head against the wall in a steady rhythm.
"Jack, what's wrong?"
"It's horrible! It's terrible! I can't even"
Frustrated, I snapped. "Jack, just tell me what's wrong!"
"Danny, the Avs lost in the first round of the playoffs! It's the end of the world!"