Anybody Out There?
by Noel Goddard
Original Pub. Date: February 1997
Summary: A very,very small ficlet.
"Hey, Al! Are you still here?"
"Yeah, Sam I'm over here. I'm caught in the cobwebs over here in this writer's mind. Seems she's a little busy with REAL life."
"Hey, at least, you're in cobwebs. This one's had me handcuffed to the bed for the last week. She keeps telling me that she's just not sure what direction she wants to go next."
"Oooo, Sam, handcuffs?? I'll tell her which direction I want to go next!!"
"Sammy, I gotta admit when these writers first started pairing us up, I thought it was pretty strange. After all, you were my best friend! But now, I'd give anything to go a couple of rounds in the sack with you."
"Me too, Al. Me too."
"Hey, kid! Who says we have to wait for one of them to write us something?"
"I don't know. You think we could do it ourselves?"
"I don't see why not. You got the key to those handcuffs?"
"Well, I guess I'll just have to be on top this time."
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