by Noel Goddard
Original Pub. Date: July 2003
Summary: A challenge drabble for the LJ community, Everwood 100. The challenge was to write a drabble of purely dialogue.
“Doctor Brown!! You stop right this second!”
“Hello, Harold. How are you doing today? Lovely weather isn’t it?”
“Stop it! You know exactly why I want to talk to you!”
“Actually, Harold, I don’t have a clue, but I’m sure you’ll tell me.”
“Oh, you’d like me to believe that, wouldn’t you? You’d like me to believe that you have absolutely no idea what those miscreants are up to?"
“Which miscreants would those be exactly?”
“My mother and Irv. You knew that they were going to Machu Pichu. That’s lunacy at their age!”
“Ah, Harold, lunacy is a relative term…”